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Yeah, I saw this coming a mile away. People were like, "ZOMG Shaq! ZOMG Antawn Jamison!" First of all, Shaq is old, and is not a major factor. If he was like David Robinson, he'd at least be a defensive presence. OK. Shaq is a defensive presence because when people drive the lane, they do not want to hit him or they'll go flying. Antawn Jamison was a bum on the Wizards and he's a bum on the Cavs. Last night, he made so many mistakes in the few minutes I saw him play. Imagine how many mistakes I would have seen if I had seen the whole game. Celtics vs. Magic - Eastern Conference Finals.

First of all, the title is dumb. What does it mean? There is no locker in the movie, and there is no one by the name "Hurt" or "Locker". Green Zone was ten times better than "Hurt Locker". "Hurt Locker" needs to jump off a cliff and DIAF. Thank you, and have a good day.

Stop pissing standing up. Sit down and piss. Even if you get all your piss into the toilet, there is something called splashing that occurs. Standing-up-peeing made sense before toilets, but there is no excuse now. Siddown! Going to male apartments and homes is pretty sick. Their toilets are so dirty. How can you take a shit with the toilet seat on? I can't. I gotta take a shit with the seat up. That's why I keep my toilet clean by sitting on it to pee and also clean it before I sit on it, but after some other dirty male has pissed into it standing up. Also, my dad is a slob, because he takes a piss with the bathroom door open. What is that? I don't want to hear your piss splashing into the toilet water! That's disgusting. Close the damn door!

I'm getting a very strong first impression of FFXIII. It effectively pays tribute to some of the best FFs in the series, including FFVII, FFVIII, and FFX. It is also laugh-out-loud funny at times, regarding the chocobo riding in Sazh's hair and Vanille's character, who reminded me a lot of a younger, cuter, more naive version of Phoebe from Friends. UPDATE: This game is not good and I traded it in to Gamestop toward an Xbox 360 250 GB AKA Xbox 360 "Slim."

Green Zone is a fantastic movie. The people that are writing that this game is anti-American are out of their minds. Green Zone is a highly pro-American movie, if the America we stand for and believe in is about truth and justice. If the America we stand for is about money, greed, power, corruption, rapacity, violence, and retardation, then yes, Green Zone is an amazingly anti-American film.

1. Web Browser. Yes 720p and 1080p web browsing would be very nice 2. 720p and 1080p DVD upscaling, or upconverting, whatever. UPDATE: 360 does have #2 but still no #1. Retarded.

I finally beat this game, after a few hours of grinding SP on the Southwestern Deserted Island. The ending wasn't great, which was a fitting way to end a mediocre game. Next up is Lost Odyssey.